USB flash drives are pretty notorious for coming in all manner of shapes and sizes. Over the years we've seen some pretty bizarre examples of customised thumb drives, but these new ones we've spotted recently might just be the weirdest USBs of all. Check out these kooky and crazy promotional flash drives that defy all expectations!

Top Five Crazy Custom USB Flash Drives

While we stock a lot of unique promotional USB flash drives here at Cubic Promote, we can't deny that there's some serious competition in the weirdness stakes from elsewhere on the web. The message in a bottle flash drive you see above is quirky, but it's not THAT strange -- don't worry, we've found five bizarre USBs that will blow your mind. Check them out below;

5) Weirdly Real Custom Watermelon USB Drive

Oddly enough, fruit and vegetable flash drives are quite common (we sell a branded chilli USB for example) but very few are made with the level of detail seen on this watermelon flash drive. Not only are the colours creepily accurate to the real thing, but the plastic body is also textured like the fruit's flesh. We're not sure whether to plug this one in or take a bite out of it!

4) Help! My Computer Has a Tail!

Not really sure why anyone would want to give their computer an oddly real cat's tail, but apparently this is a thing you can buy -- and bonus points, it's also a proper USB storage device as well. While the very idea of this creeps us out, we're sure it's appealing to someone out there somewhere.

3) It's a Custom Thumb Drive, Get It?

This is like if a dad joke had a physical form. It's a thumb USB drive... in the shape of a thumb! While it's functional as a storage device (like the other units on this list), there's no doubt that seeing this sticking out of a computer would give you a bit more of a scare than a regular flash drive. Probably not a device we'd recommend for the faint of heart.

2) Stick This in Your USB Pipe and Smoke It

Whether you're a hipster or just a creepy old dude, this USB flash drive smoker's pipe is bound to tickle your fancy. While most people would probably consider a flash drive like this a bit gross and perhaps a tad old school, it's certainly got enough appeal to make niche smoking fans take notice. Definitely better for your health than the real thing too.

1) It is a Custom Chicken Foot Flash Drive. That's it.

It doesn't matter if you're keen on severed chicken feet because you love crunchy fried food treats, or if you're super into voodoo, this customised USB flash drive covers both bases well. A rather large-sized USB, particularly when you consider having to insert it into laptops or other portable devices, what it lacks in subtlety it makes up in sheer ridiculousness. This honestly has to be one of the craziest flash drives we've ever seen.

Have you come across a weird or wonderful flashdrive during your travels through the corporate world? We'd love to hear about it. Hit us up on Twitter, Google+, or Facebook to tell us more!

First spotted here: http://www.pinterest.com.au/