The humble stressball. A classic customizable corporate toy and a joy for all ages, not to mention a fun item to spruce up your desk that doubles as a therapeutic aid that helps the troubles of the day subside. Let your imagination run wild with possibilities...
So spherical Earth Stressballs might be on the more common end of the spectrum, as far as stressball shapes go, but you've gotta admit they have more edge than the average Smiley Face Ball. And the wordplay on these novelty goods is practically endless, you might say you've got the "whole word in your hands" in that sense.
It would be a real waste not to roll these Wheelie