Apparently, such a day exists — the national lost sock memorial day. As the name implies, if you have ever lost a sock (especially those stylish custom-printed ones, that have a unique design, that renders the other sock totally useless), then this day is for you.
The National Lost Sock Day
This national day is officially recognised in America, but really I cannot see why it shouldn't also be celebrated (or mourned) in Australia. Everyone wears socks, and almost everyone would have lost a sock at one point in their lives. When a sock is lost, the remaining single sock becomes very sad and lonely indeed.
It is thus our job, to ensure that single socks around the world, rekindle their joy (and usefulness), through the National Lost Sock Memorial Day.
What to Do with Old Socks?
So what to do with old socks?